OK so the other day Caleb was comparing big things and small things and I decided to have a little bit of fun with it.

I was at my mom's house with my brother and his girlfriend. I asked Caleb if he had a big tummy or a little tummy, and he said that he had a little tummy. Then i asked him a little louder if Uncle PJ had a big tummy or a little tummy and Caleb yelled really loud "He has a BIG tummy!" hehehe. Then I asked if Uncle PJ had a big butt or a little butt and Caleb yelled "Uncle PJ has a BIG butt!"

we all thought it was hilarious. He hasn't really mentioned it since then so we let it pass.

Then today i was getting out of the bath and he walks into the room and he tells me "Caleb has a little tummy. Does mommy have a big tummy or a little tummy."

I looked down. The answer was as obvious as it was embarrassing. "Mommy has a big tummy" I answered.

"Very good," he congratulated me. "Does mommy have a big butt or a little butt?" he asked in his best teacher voice.

*groan* "Mommy has a big butt," I answered obediently while i silently berated myself for thinking up this "fun game"

"You sure do!" he told me, getting excited over his game now. "Does mommy have little boobs, or big boobs?" he asked.

I panicked.

"Caleb, get out! This is private! Let mommy get dressed!"